THE  BLACK  TULIPS

10 April 06                              [this week index]

Heidi Heelz

Watching:

Bands - Dear Britch, Bela Emerson, The Imbeciles, The Victorian English Gentlemen's Club, The Violets, Black Wire, The Nudes, Scully, The Pigeon Detectives and The B-Plan.

Celluloid - The Mighty Boosh, Zardoz.

Winning:

Draughts, Mastermind and Guess Who

Losing:

Pounds (£)
Relatives (three in six months is awfully careless)
Time (for Christ's sake hurry up will you)

Gaining:

Pounds (lbs)
Airtime (www.radioreverb.com)
Floorspace (I can see my carpet! It's beige! Dunno why I bothered really)
One pair of white patent leather lace-up knee-high platform boots a la Mick Ronson ho yus

Eating:

Cheese, ham and bread

Drinking:

Red wine, Limoncello and free Campari

Current playlist:

Celebration - War
Pink Riot - Two by Four Situation
Fire Engines - Discord
Boys Of Brazil - Never The Same
Raincoats - Fairytale In The Supermarket
Motormark - We Are The Public
The Gossip - Standing In The Way Of Control
The Violets - Carnival
The Chap - I Am Oozing Emotion
The Droyds - Take Me I'm Yours
Numbers - Me Me
Klaxons - The Bouncer

...and for the last time NO! I am not going to play anything by The Holloways or The fucking Libertines no matter how many times you ask me

 

earlier posts

24 March 06 LOOK LOOK dancing Swampeyes...
2 March 06 Pummelled by a novice for four pounds...
2 March 06 Cinnamony imbecilic Mappy Pong arcadia...
2 March 06 Get him real drunk, make him dance...

12 February 06 But what is the value of x?...

24 January 06 Drunkenness, vomiting and 69...
15 January 06 Candlesticks buffed, underlings nobbed...
10 January 06 Fencing, pipe-smoking and procrastination...
10 January 06 High-pitched, mid-volume screaming...
4 January 06 Awkward midriff, shaven headed and dandy...

20 December 05 All I want for Christmas, says Heidi, is...
16 December 05 Officials, pleasantries, obituaries...
9 December 05 Shitdisco, Depravikazi and too much cheese...
8 December 05 Happy face or sad face? Damn variety!...

30 November 05 Stars and sequins twinkling as you tinkle...
29 November 05 A little Poe and an alarmingly fabulous time...
22 November 05 Geoffrey and Geoffrey's boyfriend...
21 November 05 Vaginatron, Test-Icicles and contraction...
2 November 05 'What kind of high school stereotype are you?'...

26 October 05 Lengthy ignorance of brief garden appeased...
26 October 05 Jesus. Forced change is a right fucker...
26 October 05 The systematic pilfering of my wardrobe items...
26 October 05 Unfortunate breakage, pure filth and Buffy...
12 October 05 "OI'LL KICK YER COHNT IN", etcetera...
10 October 05 Repopulated by a bunch of unpalatable goths...
5 October 05 I didn't know eyes could bear such sadness...
4 October 05 Nostalgic-optimistic-romantic tragical-comical-...

27 September 05 Peach schnapps/morse code machine...
19 September 05 Extra-head paranoic engine drives fallacy...
14 September 05 Buggery in oil, magician's box, foreign gent...
12 September 05 Soul-sapping image capture, DJ Scotch Egg...
1 September 05 'Rhinoceros', Camber Sands, vain hope...

26 August 05 Valpolicella-quaffing Satanic Barbie, scones...
22 August 05 Fine lines, icy bruises, Chris Isaak, absence...
18 August 05 Bruises of a sick canary hue. And Soft Cell...
14 August 05 Bile, breakdancing, barely controlled rage...
6 August 05 Moss-moist eyes, Roman Holiday and ringing...

27 July 05 Begging, borrowing and stealing. And gowns...
22 July 05 Tris's "You're Generally Indie" quiz result...
21 July 05 Test-Icicles, overeducated rightwing baboon...
20 July 05 Buffalo 66, red shoes and a new frock...
12 July 05 Diversions, hair conditioner, pots of tea and idiots...
1 July 05 Angela Carter, exotic fruits and pink person-stripes...

29 June 05 Dresden Dolls, Tori Amos, enticing flatmate...
28 June 05 Welly welding, ghost trains, vaginas, bitching...
16 June 05 Posh biscuits; the courting potential of the library...
15 June 05 Martin Amis, chicklit and money problems...
8 June 05
Rabies jabs and the History of Western Philosophy...

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