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10 January 06                              [this week index]

Heidi Heelz

Favourite ten Christmas presents received:

1) Boss bass synthesiser pedal
2) Fifteen Storeys High DVD
3) Charles and Diana royal wedding commemorative teapot
4) Moonage Daydream - The Life and Times of Ziggy Stardust (photos by Mick Ronson, text by Dave Bowie)
5) A bottle of Akvavit
6) money money money
7) Girl annual 1954
8) Prince Andrew and Fergie royal wedding commemorative teacup and saucer
9) The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper
10) The Doctor Who E-Space trilogy box set (starring Tom Baker, natch)

New Year's Resolutions:

1) Start fencing
2) Stop procrastinating
3) Start the best club night in the World (or at least in the South-East of England)
4) Buy a kazoo
5) Start smoking a pipe

Listening to:

Help She Can't Swim - Committing Social Suicide (ep)
Lung Leg - Shagg The Tiger (ep), The Negative Delinquent Autopsy (ep)
Clear Spot - Moonman Bop b/w Psycho's Blues
Gris Gris - Corporation Station Agent
Derek and Clive - Derek and Clive Live (lp)
Fire Engines - Teenage Premonition (lp)
Klang - No Sound Is Heard (lp)
Lightning Bolt - Magic Mountain

Reading:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
The Butcher's Dustbin Viz annual
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earlier posts

10 January 06 High-pitched, mid-volume screaming...
4 January 06 Awkward midriff, shaven headed and dandy...

20 December 05 All I want for Christmas, says Heidi, is...
16 December 05 Officials, pleasantries, obituaries...
9 December 05 Shitdisco, Depravikazi and too much cheese...
8 December 05 Happy face or sad face? Damn variety!...

30 November 05 Stars and sequins twinkling as you tinkle...
29 November 05 A little Poe and an alarmingly fabulous time...
22 November 05 Geoffrey and Geoffrey's boyfriend...
21 November 05 Vaginatron, Test-Icicles and contraction...
2 November 05 'What kind of high school stereotype are you?'...

26 October 05 Lengthy ignorance of brief garden appeased...
26 October 05 Jesus. Forced change is a right fucker...
26 October 05 The systematic pilfering of my wardrobe items...
26 October 05 Unfortunate breakage, pure filth and Buffy...
12 October 05 "OI'LL KICK YER COHNT IN", etcetera...
10 October 05 Repopulated by a bunch of unpalatable goths...
5 October 05 I didn't know eyes could bear such sadness...
4 October 05 Nostalgic-optimistic-romantic tragical-comical-...

27 September 05 Peach schnapps/morse code machine...
19 September 05 Extra-head paranoic engine drives fallacy...
14 September 05 Buggery in oil, magician's box, foreign gent...
12 September 05 Soul-sapping image capture, DJ Scotch Egg...
1 September 05 'Rhinoceros', Camber Sands, vain hope...

26 August 05 Valpolicella-quaffing Satanic Barbie, scones...
22 August 05 Fine lines, icy bruises, Chris Isaak, absence...
18 August 05 Bruises of a sick canary hue. And Soft Cell...
14 August 05 Bile, breakdancing, barely controlled rage...
6 August 05 Moss-moist eyes, Roman Holiday and ringing...

27 July 05 Begging, borrowing and stealing. And gowns...
22 July 05 Tris's "You're Generally Indie" quiz result...
21 July 05 Test-Icicles, overeducated rightwing baboon...
20 July 05 Buffalo 66, red shoes and a new frock...
12 July 05 Diversions, hair conditioner, pots of tea and idiots...
1 July 05 Angela Carter, exotic fruits and pink person-stripes...

29 June 05 Dresden Dolls, Tori Amos, enticing flatmate...
28 June 05 Welly welding, ghost trains, vaginas, bitching...
16 June 05 Posh biscuits; the courting potential of the library...
15 June 05 Martin Amis, chicklit and money problems...
8 June 05
Rabies jabs and the History of Western Philosophy...

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